Grammar matters -OR- punctuation saves lives

   
 
Why am I doing this to myself…((sigh))?

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What? No.

I knew I had to save these or no one would believe me…

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And PS don’t get bug-eyed…for anyone that knows me personally and is doing the divorce math, the Good Pastor and I had a discussion and after asking him several times if he was certain of divorce (are you SURE are you SURE are you SURE??) he gave me permission to start browsing the field while legally separated. Yes, I asked his permission. Why? Because. #thegoodwife

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sometimes…

…I just want a new phone…

Ok I admit. I’m a serial dater. I love meeting people. At least once. Just to see who and what is out there. You can tell A LOT from a first date. And so why limit myself?
But sometimes… I just can’t keep up and I’m not sure if it’s worth it. This is all leading up to that men going nuts around the holidays thing…just wait.

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And I haven’t even met this insulting psycho below. I just don’t understand…

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