worst opening ever…

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why men go crazy around the holidays pt III

Omigosh. Emmanuel NAILED it! This is exactly what I’ve talking about! See Part I and Part II here…

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What? No.

I knew I had to save these or no one would believe me…

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And PS don’t get bug-eyed…for anyone that knows me personally and is doing the divorce math, the Good Pastor and I had a discussion and after asking him several times if he was certain of divorce (are you SURE are you SURE are you SURE??) he gave me permission to start browsing the field while legally separated. Yes, I asked his permission. Why? Because. #thegoodwife

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why men go crazy around the holidays pt. II / lock on my box

Well, Episode 3 is here. I started out examining why men — really past dates of any gender — seem to make a grand return around the holidays… and then it turned into my first ever song and dance on film (and by film, I mean microscopic digital storage space). Once again, I had to take the “what the hell” state of mind on this and just put it out there. Enjoy.

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sometimes…

…I just want a new phone…

Ok I admit. I’m a serial dater. I love meeting people. At least once. Just to see who and what is out there. You can tell A LOT from a first date. And so why limit myself?
But sometimes… I just can’t keep up and I’m not sure if it’s worth it. This is all leading up to that men going nuts around the holidays thing…just wait.

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And I haven’t even met this insulting psycho below. I just don’t understand…

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